Cake, pastries, sandwiches, fruit – whatever’s in front of them, cyclists are hoovering up. There’s nothing like the all-consuming hunger that comes knocking after a long bike ride.
What is just so irresistible about brake levers? We (whether we are a true cyclist, we’ll leave it up to you to decide) love giving them a quick squeeze. We’re just drawn to them like a moth to a flame.
You’ve probably seen them. Cyclists with tan lines. Only a true cyclist would be proud of these tan lines. In our experience, a beginner cyclist would be embarrassed, but a few thousand miles will change your outlook.
True cyclists only drink from bottles of bidons. Glasses tend not to have the capacities of bottles.